What the hell is this?!
This is terrible, Ioryogi-san!
Ioryogi-san and I have changed places!
Calm down!
Okay! I'm calm!
All right, the situation is that I'm you, and you're me!
You understand, right?
Yes.
How did we become like this, I wonder?
More importantly, we need to figure out how to return to normal!
I'm Ioryogi-san, so neither of us can breathe fire!
Shit!
Like this, my most attractive feature is reduced by half!
Furthermore, what's up with these fluttery clothes?
Do I have to put up with these ridiculous clothes until we can return to normal?
They're not ridiculous!
They're cute clothes!
Shit, they're so itchy!
Where are you going, Ioryogi-san?
You can learn about my life for a change!
See for yourself how much shit I go through every day!
I understand...
Ioryogi-san, are you going to Yomogi Nursery in my stead?
What?!
If you don't go, Fujimoto-san will get mad at me!
Ah, what a pain in the ass!
It's a pain in the ass, but is trying to act like Kobato the only thing I can do?
If we're stuck like this and can't return to normal, I'll have to do things like breathe fire, right?
Kobato... I mean...
Ioryogi will do his best!
Do what you want!